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16 October 2009 @ 12:57 am
Of Snoopy Dances and Roomate Rights  
I've decided I need to start writing in my livejournal cause sometimes funny shit happens and SOMEONE isn't near their phone. But basically.....Jana! Do I need administer a no-making-out-in-dorm rule! lol okay she just came into the study room 2 seconds ago to report that I did in fact walk in on a make out session. Thank you for that. Oh university! Apparently Vita walked into someone giving some else a blowjob in the TV room. I used to watch TV on those couches. The key words right now is 'used to' for obvious reason. Also because someone broke the floor TV. Its a shitty TV anyways. First it fell off its hanger thingy and the picture was horribly fuzzy and now its broken and being forced to witness one ugly person servicing another. Someone told me the first day in rez that the TV room smelt like jizz. I never considered myself a prude before but I think people will understand my disgust. *le sigh* And Vita is freaking out about something! Her cries can go through walls! Oh yeah! Back to Jana! She tells me the dude was a very good kisser and I gave her an enthusiastic thumbs up! That is our relationship.

Rewind. Yeah I was in the study room...studying and Chantelle burst into the room and was "Holly is that guy still in you and Jana's room?" The fact that there was a guy in our room named Kelly laying on the bed with Jana "conversing" was a previously established fact between
us hence why I am in the study room studying. Anyways I was "It is possible. My anti-social tendencies have imprisoned me here for the last 3 hours so I can't actually answer your question with absolute certainty." No I actually said "Probably I dunno, lets go check." Chantelle inicialy didn't want to go in there in case she was interrupting Jana and her man-friend, but since I have special Roomate Interruption Rights I was like "whatev yo!" and barged in. Hehe It was awkward. We left and went back to Chantelle and Vita's room to giggle like idiots. And then people passed by their open door and said "hey ladies" and they proceeded to hilariously freak out. "Holly you need to get out of here right now so we can shut the door!" because they are afraid of people outside their dorm room. They call it their lair. And I'm the weird one.

Yes university is exactly as university was suppose to be of course. Its thursday and thursday is actually party night because most people don't have classes on friday (except me assholes!).  Jana just came in to tell me that I don't have to worry about walking in on her having sex because she'll never go past making out without locking the door first. Why thank you Jana. See that subject is slightly worrying. I could really care less who she's having sex with but certain bodily  fluids tend to leave an odor (in TV rooms for example) and that just wouldn't be cool. Hm. And if I'm locked out of my room. Also not cool. My rule is she can do anything she wants in that room as long as my side of the room, including the air that circulates in it, remains untouched.

Oh and Jon Stewart said "I love you" to Stephen Colbert and it was soooooooooooooooooo cute! I would SO slash them If I could find some quality hurt/comfort angst! Bwah!

Hmm what else can I report?

Monday: wrote the shittiest essay ever in 2 hours! I am truly ashamed, I could have done it in one.
Tues: Handed in shitty essay. Watched awesome episode of SOA and a Spanish movie called "El Mar" that I can only describe as 'fucked up'. Contemplated meaning of life on top of Dunton Tower. No joke.
Yesterday: Had in depth conversation with Jana about bra sizes and big dicks. We bonded. We used well practiced euphemisms such as "well hung" and "junk not in the trunk". Is it sad that this is all I can remember from wednesday?
Today: Freezed my ass off and watched Jana do spoopy dance.

My standard of living has dipped so low.

Peace!
 
 
Current Location: Study room
Current Mood: boredbored
 
 
 
Chantal: holmes/watsonviolet_light_ on October 16th, 2009 02:30 pm (UTC)
"My rule is she can do anything she wants in that room as long as my side of the room, including the air that circulates in it, remains untouched."

All I can think of are Caro and Sarah. "STOP BREATHING MY AIR!" No, but seriously, I get what you mean. But like, I don't know, as long as they're clean enough about it. If not then whenever they have sex you can run in and spray them with ferbreeze and run back out. :D
blackdrazonblackdrazon on October 16th, 2009 02:39 pm (UTC)
"MEL HOLD ON I NEED TO SPRAY YOU BOTH."
Chantal: holmes/watsonviolet_light_ on October 16th, 2009 02:40 pm (UTC)
"MEL YOU'RE USING YOUR STD GAME CONDOM YOU'RE GONNA GET INFECTED NOW, GOD YOU'RE JUST LIKE MISTER LAHEY."
blackdrazonblackdrazon on October 16th, 2009 03:12 pm (UTC)
Boyfriend: Actually, I'm infected in the game so this actually sort of counts.
blackdrazonblackdrazon on October 16th, 2009 02:36 pm (UTC)
"Holly you need to get out of here right now so we can shut the door!"

Holy wow, they're like Chantal's mom except you're not a guy which makes it weirder.


"Jana just came in to tell me that I don't have to worry about walking in on her having sex because she'll never go past making out without locking the door first."

Don't you have a key? XD Anyway, yeah, being locked out of the room during sex is apparently somehow part of the experience I don't get it either. Have sex in the useless TV room people!


"junk not in the trunk"

This... may be awesome. If initially confusing.
Chantal: trudeauviolet_light_ on October 16th, 2009 02:52 pm (UTC)
CUTE J.E.H. ATTACK!!!
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AAAAAAAAAAHHH HE'S THE CUTE ONE IN THE MIDDLEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Chantal: trudeauviolet_light_ on October 16th, 2009 02:53 pm (UTC)
Re: CUTE J.E.H. ATTACK!!!
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BIGGER ONE! DAMN THERE NOT BEING GOOD CAMERAS DURING THE EARLY 20TH CENTURYAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
dark_aura016dark_aura016 on October 16th, 2009 10:56 pm (UTC)
Re: CUTE J.E.H. ATTACK!!!
CHANTAL WHY ARE YOU POLLUTING MY LJ WITH DEAD PEOPLE!?
Chantal: trudeauviolet_light_ on October 17th, 2009 05:45 am (UTC)
Re: CUTE J.E.H. ATTACK!!!
Cause I can! :D And cause I lav you. *clings*
blackdrazonblackdrazon on October 16th, 2009 03:14 pm (UTC)
Also, what does "spoopy dance" mean?
dark_aura016dark_aura016 on October 16th, 2009 10:56 pm (UTC)
Yason! How can you not not know THE SNOOPY DANCE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUQX2B67KL4

and yeah I have a key but the simple fact of the door being locked in the first place means I shouldn't go in just yet. in that case I'd just go hang out with Chantelle and Vita.

And they wanted me out of their room because we were keeping the door open to keep an eye on the study lounge where I still had my laptop. Figure the details would bore. But yeah, they're really cool and really nice but very...a tad judgmental? Superior? Would that be the word? They find the simple fact of me letting Jana have her guy friends in the room very disturbing.
blackdrazonblackdrazon on October 16th, 2009 11:01 pm (UTC)
Ooooh, I get it now. XD

That makes sense then.

Pffft. Oh well. If I'm ever in Ottawa I'll just assume I'm not welcome in their room. Good to know. XD
dark_aura016dark_aura016 on October 16th, 2009 11:33 pm (UTC)
well because your associated with me i think you'll be fine. But I think they associate Jana with creepy guys that only want some sexin'! They let both my brothers and Andrew into their room. They are also in love with Neil so I think he's pretty much allowed.
blackdrazonblackdrazon on October 17th, 2009 01:28 am (UTC)
XD This is a loopholey system they've got going. I like it.
mel_29_91mel_29_91 on October 17th, 2009 12:19 am (UTC)
bah. why have you guys been talking about me?!?!?! and dont you dare compare me to M. Lahey!!! seriously! wtf?

And i agree with holly, you should stop ruining her LJ with dead ppl!!! like its bad enough that you have their pics in our room!

Chantal: the tragically hipviolet_light_ on October 17th, 2009 05:46 am (UTC)
They're on MY side of the room and if I'm not allowed to have dead people in my room then maybe YOU'RE not allowed to have James Dean in your room! Oh burn.